Riddle me this:

bmi92 · 1 Mar 2010 at 00:18

Riddle me this:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Has got me stumped, anyone know the answer?

Terrier_Jimlad · 1 Mar 2010 at 00:22

Pressure

Ahleckz · 1 Mar 2010 at 00:23

'No, I can't' is the answer.

lbratch · 1 Mar 2010 at 00:26

Time.

digipeep · 1 Mar 2010 at 00:29

Google the 1st line.

Old very old.

cheechm · 1 Mar 2010 at 00:31

Someones joining some new Facebook groups....!

bmi92 · 1 Mar 2010 at 00:32

cheechm said:
Someones joining some new Facebook groups....!

Haha I hate the new set-up where by I have to join the groups to see the funny pictures or get answers to whatever. And I hate joining groups so refuse to do it!

Viper² · 1 Mar 2010 at 00:32

Ahleckz said:
'No, I can't' is the answer.

Well Google'd.

Fenris · 1 Mar 2010 at 00:36

It's not a riddle, it's a trick question.

platinum87 · 1 Mar 2010 at 01:15

Gustov · 1 Mar 2010 at 01:22

Yes, I can guess the riddle. That's all...

Clum · 1 Mar 2010 at 01:31

Better riddle:

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them.
There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word?
The word is something that everyone uses every day.
If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."

unwashed potato! · 1 Mar 2010 at 01:31

Gustov said:
Yes, I can guess the riddle. That's all...

that's what my thought was. google is saying the answer is no, but the answer is yes as i can guess it, i will most probably be wrong though.

^^^ took me a google to find the answer and another 100 read through until i finally got it. I like it a lot

Cybermyk · 1 Mar 2010 at 01:32

Almost as old as..

What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it you will die?

Broadie · 1 Mar 2010 at 01:33

Philip Larkin.

edit: sorry, I meant Eric Morecombe

Fenris · 1 Mar 2010 at 01:34

Clum said:
Better riddle:

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them.
There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word?
The word is something that everyone uses every day.
If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."

Again not a riddle but a trick question or a puzzle, the answer being "Language".

Cybermyk said:
Almost as old as..

As the sun.

Clum · 1 Mar 2010 at 01:36

Fenris said:
Again not a riddle but a trick question or a puzzle, the answer being "Language".
As the sun.

That's still a riddle.

Fenris · 1 Mar 2010 at 01:38

Clum said:
That's still a riddle.

Maybe technically but I hate trick questions like that so for me it doesn't count.

Clum · 1 Mar 2010 at 01:39

Fenris said:
Maybe technically but I hate trick questions like that so for me it doesn't count.

Fair enough. Maybe contribute one you approve of?

Fenris · 1 Mar 2010 at 01:46

"If you say my name, I will disappear, what am I?"

Again pretty old but doesn't crop up all that often.