Man of Honour
I've found a bit of bridleway I want to ride my bike down. I have ridden my bike down it. I got stung the hell out of by nettles, *****led by thistles and possibly eaten by other evil plants, too.
It was not fun. However, that bit of bridleway, although apparently abandoned to nature does lead on to some other nice bits of country riding (rest of the bridleway) and would make a nice shortish off-road ride through a forest.
The amount of actual bridleway (clearly signed and on OS maps) that's not covered by the above flora is literally 4" wide because it's now so overgrown. I haven't a clue who the landowner is, nor how to find out, actually, but is there anything (that would get me arrested) stopping me getting a machete or brash hook or whatever and chopping back anything evil-looking to make it a bit more accessible?
Obviously I don't mean running amok with a big blade if there's anyone anywhere near, whilst screaming obscenities at my chlorophyll-enhanced enemies... that would be silly...
It was not fun. However, that bit of bridleway, although apparently abandoned to nature does lead on to some other nice bits of country riding (rest of the bridleway) and would make a nice shortish off-road ride through a forest.
The amount of actual bridleway (clearly signed and on OS maps) that's not covered by the above flora is literally 4" wide because it's now so overgrown. I haven't a clue who the landowner is, nor how to find out, actually, but is there anything (that would get me arrested) stopping me getting a machete or brash hook or whatever and chopping back anything evil-looking to make it a bit more accessible?
Obviously I don't mean running amok with a big blade if there's anyone anywhere near, whilst screaming obscenities at my chlorophyll-enhanced enemies... that would be silly...