Riot

[Rainmaker]

Today a riot broke out at the Grand Theatre in Wolverhampton, England, during the performance of a pantomime held on behalf of Paranoids Anonymous. Apparently the trouble started when someone shouted "He's behind you!".

Does it fail? Go on, admit it. You laughed

 

[Gilly]

No, it failed.

 

[GeForce]

:\

 

[Tefal]

I giggled

 

[Evolve]

I lol-ed slightly.

 

[TwoSaints]

I laughed but now I am ashamed

 

[David91]

was okay

 

[Booner!]

No, it failed.

 

[Rainmaker]

Hey, only a "partial failure" rather than a truly epic fail. That still has to be an OCUK record as far as jokes go

 

[wordy]

Well you tried, thats the most important thing

 

[Guy]

I like it, was expecting something about manchester riots lol

 

[fail at the internets]

FAIL

 

[JRS]

Raised a wry smile here.

 

[Scuzi]

What has 3 legs and smells like a goat?
A stool that a goat has been sitting on whilst reading the Financial times.

 

[platypus]

I liked it, because it's the kind of joke my dad would have told.

 

[Spend_day]

I laughed but now I am ashamed

i laughed at this

 

[Greenlizard0]

What has 3 legs and smells like a goat?
A stool that a goat has been sitting on whilst reading the Financial times.

I'm sorry but what has the financial times got to do with it?

 

[Scuzi]

I'm sorry but what has the financial times got to do with it?

You really don't know?

 

[Tefal]

What has 3 legs and smells like a goat?
A stool that a goat has been sitting on whilst reading the Financial times.

Oh god I laughed,

 

[Rainmaker]

Oh god I laughed,

And to think I took heart from the fact you found my OP lol-worthy. I think I'll turn emo now