RIP Lawnmower, Hello Artificial Grass

[glenimp617]

Artificial grass serves a purpose. We have it because a large section of our lawn never got any sunlight and turned into a mini swamp.

I couldn't come up with an alternative? Didn't want slabs where the grass was, as we already have a nice patio where we want it.

 

[sigma]

Artificial grass serves a purpose. We have it because a large section of our lawn never got any sunlight and turned into a mini swamp.

I couldn't come up with an alternative? Didn't want slabs where the grass was, as we already have a nice patio where we want it.

Grass that grows well in shade?

 

[Pentland]

Grass that grows well in shade?

Tarmac?

 

[sigma]

I keep saying it, but people keep ignoring it so they can continue their one-eyed agenda.



It gets better. So, we're to assume that your land - from the brickwork of your house to the very edge of your property - is unending greenery? You have no paths, drives, hardstanding, patio, decking?

Why do your dogs ruin your grass? Could buy them a sandpit or take them out for long walks so they don’t dig it up? Thicker grass can be bought for heavy use areas.

 

[sigma]

Tarmac?

Is that a type of grass?

 

[Pentland]

Is that a type of grass?

Yes. Zero maintenance too.

 

[sigma]

Yes. Zero maintenance too.

Amazing.

 

[Thekwango]

Yes. Zero maintenance too.

Still with the silliness. You can get help. It’s out there. You just have to ask.

 

[MikeTheNative]

I fancy tarmacking my back garden. Give it that used car dealership look

 

[Pentland]

Still with the silliness. You can get help. It’s out there. You just have to ask.

Still commenting while adding nothing. You just need to research or ask.

 

[glenimp617]

Still commenting while adding nothing. You just need to research or ask.

I think another good idea for gardens in the shade, is to ask a builder to turn your house around.

 

[Thekwango]

Still commenting while adding nothing. You just need to research or ask.

Why would I add anything useful when you’re replying that tarmac is a type of grass. You’re clearly just spouting nonsense, which in turn deserves nothing but nonsense replies.

 

[Thekwango]

I think another good idea for gardens in the shade, is to ask a builder to turn your house around.

Knock the house and make them start again is clearly the only sensible solution. Or knock it down and move into a tree house in the wilderness.

 

[glenimp617]

Knock the house and make them start again is clearly the only sensible solution. Or knock it down and move into a tree house in the wilderness.

all joking aside, the middle of the scottish highlands is actually a dream of mine. Internet might be a problem though, although you do get good grass.

 

[Dyson]

all joking aside, the middle of the scottish highlands is actually a dream of mine. Internet might be a problem though, although you do get good grass.

A good local dealer?

 

[Lopéz]

This thread has inspired me to replace my front lawn with astroturf.

Nothing to do with how it looks, just the amount it upsets people based on the content of this thread.

 

[Dyson]

This thread has inspired me to replace my front lawn with astroturf.

Nothing to do with how it looks, just the amount it upsets people based on the content of this thread.

 

[glenimp617]

 

[firstborn]

This thread has inspired me to replace my front lawn with astroturf.

Nothing to do with how it looks, just the amount it upsets people based on the content of this thread.

Do it!

Trigger warning - I just brushed my plastic front LAWN!

 

[inflames]

This thread has inspired me to replace my front lawn with astroturf.

Nothing to do with how it looks, just the amount it upsets people based on the content of this thread.