Road Rage

scousegit

scousegit

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In the circumstances I was in today How would people of dealt with the following?

Approaching the large Roundabout by templemeads in Bristol, I was going around it in the correct lane, low and behold some numpty in a van on the left hand side of me strays into my lane and nearly hits me. I honk the old hooter and he gives all the mouth as they normally do. I proceed to go forward next to him and put my passenger window down to have a word with him, we exchange pleasantries and he proceeds to spit in my car, now I am wound right up but being alone and this numpty having a scrote sidekick with him I didn't want to go into a ROCKY mode haha. If I had my phone on me it wouldn't of been a problem and if it had of continued I could have called the assistance of the old useless coppers. I am right wound up by this dirty toe rag gobbin in my car - I managed to get company number off his van, but I think it's his own company


Need to carry one of these


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dude that is not on! scrote is the word! i have an extendable wheel brace that sits under the passenger seats just in case...

Tbh ill probably never use it but ever since a chav cut me up and my mate flicked them double birdies out the window :rolleyes:

this caused the massive buggers to get out and start running towards the car which of course made me **** myself and do the slowest "speeding off" attempt ever! :o


one of these
http://www.tool-rack.co.uk/catalogue/wswb1.jpg
actually very handy too :p
 
Report it to the bussies, get them to swab and DNA the spit in your car, and give them the details of the van.

Unlikely they will do anything.

"Keyboard Warrior Mode"

Or go round and torch the cheeky ***** van.
 
More fool you for trying to speaking to him, imo! - white van, driven by a goon, what do you expect?

In this day & age, its the far better option to mutter "cretin" - or similar to ones self and get on with your day.....

I've seen similar situations decend into punch ups more than a few times, once, right by the M32 on Bristol (perhaps, its the air around there?)
 
You try and talk to him really means you tried to mouth off about how unhappy you were with his driving and therefore what do you expect? He wasnt going to say sorry and say he wont do it again!
 
I've had people mime "**** off" to me in their wing mirrors to me when trying to merge-in-turn. You know, a completely innocent road user, getting verbally abused for no logical reason at all.

Ignorance is bliss for some people.

One day, when I happen to own a £200 Land Rover Defender they might get their comeuppance. Keyboard warrior maybe, but one day red mist could prevail - who knows.
 
LoL if it was his own company and van i would have his number in every public toilet and phone box i could find :D
 
funnily enough had a road ragey incident on monday some cretin double parked blocking the road off(parked cars both sides space not 10 feet up the road and road blocked by said cretin,

So i leant on the horn to make him aware of my presence next minute said pleb is coming at me with one of these extendable wheelbraces. Idiot Rob decided would be a good idea to get out car and square up to said clown. cue clown shouting swearing and making a goon of himself whilat I laughed at him, said clown then attempted to headbutt me and missing causing himself some harm. worst of it is i even felt guilty afterwards poor muppetq
 
Why not just do what I do and ignore the morons, it is not worth you getting your head smashed in because someone decided to cut you up. :confused:
 
I had a (hold your breath) BMW Driver ( :rolleyes: ) give me a 1 or 2 fingered salute the other day, he was sort of hiding it behind his glove box.

It was because I'd made him reverse, and he reversed onto a kerb at quite some speed.
 
sormicoft said:
funnily enough had a road ragey incident on monday some cretin double parked blocking the road off(parked cars both sides space not 10 feet up the road and road blocked by said cretin,

So i leant on the horn to make him aware of my presence next minute said pleb is coming at me with one of these extendable wheelbraces. Idiot Rob decided would be a good idea to get out car and square up to said clown. cue clown shouting swearing and making a goon of himself whilat I laughed at him, said clown then attempted to headbutt me and missing causing himself some harm. worst of it is i even felt guilty afterwards poor muppetq
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Was this in the toon then?

Think my dad has got out the car to some nobber before which takes a lot tnh. Must have pee'd him off big time.
 
Why did you bother winding down your window to shout at him?
It's pointless and stupid. I'm sure he can work out what happened and who's in the wrong. either there going to scarper or do what they did or worse.

Sorry I have no sympathy, you displayed mild road rage for a minor manoeuvre error.
 
Last month I had a woman BMW driver reverse out in Tesco carpark as I was driving along, she screeched to a halt. So I just beeped and went along then when she saw me 2mins later she gives me a right mouthful 'who the **** you think your beeping at?' and screamed off.

:confused:
 
Tupac said:
Last month I had a woman BMW driver reverse out in Tesco carpark as I was driving along, she screeched to a halt. So I just beeped and went along then when she saw me 2mins later she gives me a right mouthful 'who the **** you think your beeping at?' and screamed off.

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Why beep someone trying to reverse out? :confused:
 
What is it with this country and road rage? I've been involved in quite a few myself but when I went to India 2 years the driving lessons must teach them the subtle art of cutting another driver up cause every driver over there drives like an arse yet nobody gets vexed or angry. It just seems that they seem to accept that if the car is even an inch in front of theirs they can expect to be cut up :)
 
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