Road Works Simulator

Just to start a rumour:

This fun bit of software interfaces with GTA IV, Burnout Paradise, Prototype, and all Need For Speed games so you can actually clear up the mess other players have left. Experience the thrill of diving for cover as the next round approaches and throw a hissy fit when your almost completely repaired road surfaces are pulverised by Nico Belic and friends for a giggle. :D
 
Just to start a rumour:

This fun bit of software interfaces with GTA IV, Burnout Paradise, Prototype, and all Need For Speed games so you can actually clear up the mess other players have left. Experience the thrill of diving for cover as the next round approaches and throw a hissy fit when your almost completely repaired road surfaces are pulverised by Nico Belic and friends for a giggle. :D

That sounds fun :D
 
Hah! What's next?! :p Who actually plays these games :p

Next it'll be "Supermarket Till Assistant Simulator" :p
 
Don't knock road work engineers, the simulators are used for training tools in a highly skilled job - strategic planning and planting of traffic advisory equipment, brew, landscape excavation, lunchbreak, read tabloids and discuss today's collapsing economy, brew, look at excavation site and share judgements about the size of site being equal to the rear parts of their partner's anatomy, brew, communication of shared views of sexual activities at passing-by public in school uniform, brew, cease work for remainder of week.
 
Im waiting on julys release of paperboy Sim and Toilet cleaner simulater with the addon pack Toilet cleaner: Floaters paradise.
 
I used to enjoy paper boy on the c64. Seems a bit weird now thinking about playing a game that is central to delivering news papers. How times have changed.
 
You could team this up with woodcutter sim, so you can build roads through forests!



Just found this also.

 
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LOL! Looks awesome! :) Just look at the quality of that *****-bodge-tarmac-repair texture. Some real big name licensing too - Komatsu, Case, Mercedes!! This is the real deal, boys. It could be an MMORPG - most people just stand around doing nothing/drinking tea/reading the Daily Sport, whilst subscribers logging on from Poland do the actual work.

:)
 
lol there is no end to these sims, still if it was a real road works sim based on actual real life statistics (filling pot holes, repairing dodgy camber and warn tarmac) you'd only play it about twice a year!!!
 
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