*** robfosters official 2016 Olympics opening ceremony thread ***

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What happens on here regarding the Olympics? Do we just clog up sports arena with threads, have one huge super thread or will there be a temporary sub forum for it?

 

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Ha bloody ha!

Anyway, in the Brazil game, city new signing Gabriel Jesus had an absolute shocker!

 

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A super thread would be silly. I vote temporary sub-forum.

+1

 

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Here we go. The greatest show on earth starting now!

I cant believe this is happening already. London is still so fresh in my memory.

 

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That is some seriously clever stuff right there.

 

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That's Judi Dench' voice

 

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Burundi...

Commentator says "One of the poorest nations"...

They do not get a bike, just someone holding a sign.

Someone taking the ****?

Their bike was nicked. Lot of crime in Rio you know.

I know it's immature, but some national dress is just lol.

 

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Someone had a walking stick! how can they be in the olympics?

 

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Do these cyclists get a medal?

No, just free entry into the next Rio LGBT festival.

 

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I am sure I just saw CD's on the spokes of that wheel?

They should have asked, I would have donated some "clickers" I have on my BMX I got from some Kellogs Frosties box as a kid.

Wow, you had clickers? you was a cool cat. My Dad only ever bought Asda smartprice frosted flakes.

 

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Nah, I lied to make myself sound cooler than I am

My mum used to go this shop with "bins" full of random things, including cereal, you scooped it yourself into bags and weighed and paid

Sounds like Kwik Save.

Peasant!

 

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Why is one of the dudes wearing a bonnet with a pink ribbon?

Celebrating diversity innit.

 

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I've got Domino's incoming.

 

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Whatever they do for the torch, they will never beat this build up song. They should have just given it back to us tbh.

 

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Hopefully, Great Britain will be led out by a Raleigh Chopper.

Sadly not, they were led out by a scottish dick instead.

 

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I wish I was a mod. We would have a nice Olympics sub forum right now.

 

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No, cannot do it. Going to bed, this has been terrible.

NN all.

Enjoy your Pizza Rob

Aint even here yet. There must be a lot of late night pizza eating olympic fans.

 

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I dont know if I'm going to make it to the torch tbh.

 

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I just flicked for a few seconds to a freeview channel called RB1 where they're also showing this ceremony but with no commentators and not in HD. Strange not having any commentary.

I wish BT Sport had that when Michael Owen is on.

 

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Lol!

He was way too excitable. Hence the Freudian slip.