My mate summed it up best:
I've watched enough wrestling to see how this one will pan out...
Rooney will seem unhappy at United so will leave ungracefully, starting his transition to heel. As the bidding war for his signature reaches a climax, Rooney at the final day of the transfer window will sign for City – there by becoming the biggest heel in the industry.
He fits into the squad like a glove and City start their chase for the title. In post-match interviews Rooney, joined by Tevez, will continually slam United; labelling them as the weaker side of Manchester – drawing even more heat from the crowds.
As the season progresses, three contenders emerge from the rest of the pack as clear contenders for the title – Chelsea, Man City and Man United. Come the end of the season all teams are inseparable, so there’s only one thing for it – the first ever three-way triple-threat football match to determine the premier league champions.
It’s a disaster for Chelsea as they get 5 players sent off in the opening 3 minutes, and as such can no longer compete in the match, leaving just City v United.
It’s 0-0 and going into injury time when out of nowhere City get a break. It’s two against the goalkeeper – just Rooney and Tevez.
Rooney has the ball in the box.
Keeper comes out to dispossess him.
Tevez screams for the pass so he can slot it into the open net.
A sadistic smile creeps across Rooney’s face.
BAM!
Rooney hits Tevez with the steel chair rendering him unconscious, takes off his City shirt only to reveal a United shirt underneath! It’s been a hoax all along! Rooney and Ferguson have played City like a violin! Rooney turns around – hoofs the ball to Berbatov - he brings it down – turns, shoots. Goal!
United are 2012 champions and the greatest storyline in premier league history comes to a close.