Following on from my dog thread, I also have a grievance with ruddy cat owners as well. You know the type, little old bats with about 20 of the scrag ends and closet homosexuals.
They come in my garden and leave the little cat poops everywhere. When I bang on the window to shoo them off they just amble along like they own the place. By the time I have got the back door open and have got enough swing on the rock I plan to throw at them they are gone.
If I had my way I would buy the most powerful air rifle I could and sit undercover in my back garden and sniper them all to their little furry deaths. And before any animal lover or veggies starts to have an embolism at the thought of these little furry fiends getting a lead slug in the guts lets not forget they are a complete and utter menace to all the native wildlife smaller than them in this country. They are no innocents and they deserve what they get. If only it wasn't illegal to take a pop at them.
I feel like scooping up my poop from my bowl and placing it strategically on all the little old ladies paths so that they slip in the muck, thus breaking a hip. By the time they have got out of hospital hopefully their moggies would have moved on to some other crazed old bat prepared to feed it fresh salmon and chicken breast.
They come in my garden and leave the little cat poops everywhere. When I bang on the window to shoo them off they just amble along like they own the place. By the time I have got the back door open and have got enough swing on the rock I plan to throw at them they are gone.
If I had my way I would buy the most powerful air rifle I could and sit undercover in my back garden and sniper them all to their little furry deaths. And before any animal lover or veggies starts to have an embolism at the thought of these little furry fiends getting a lead slug in the guts lets not forget they are a complete and utter menace to all the native wildlife smaller than them in this country. They are no innocents and they deserve what they get. If only it wasn't illegal to take a pop at them.
I feel like scooping up my poop from my bowl and placing it strategically on all the little old ladies paths so that they slip in the muck, thus breaking a hip. By the time they have got out of hospital hopefully their moggies would have moved on to some other crazed old bat prepared to feed it fresh salmon and chicken breast.
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Besides rats are generally bigger or the same size as cats, and certainly put a greater fight than a little chicklet.