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Ruin a first date in four words...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Le Clandestin Brun, 10 Apr 2020.

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    Golf ball, garden hose.
     
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  11. Le Clandestin Brun

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    This is just grim! :D


    Some of these do not ruin first dates, some are quite common actually :D

    You're gonna have to explain this one to me...
     
  12. malachi

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    you got your purse?
     
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    @NVP ”You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose”
     
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