I blame the muslims/immigrants/lesbians etc.
Just had a horrendous motorbike ride home from work. All the leaves have been staying on the trees because it's not been very window, tonight it bucketed down, high winds = ALL THE LEAVES IN THE WORLD, ON THE ROAD, SOAKING WET, IN THE PITCH BLACK
It sucked.
Sounds like a good time to own a car
Or some sort of yard brush attached to your handlebars, like a snow plough.
ha ha!
No warnings from the Met Office?