Saint's Row 2's Tera Patrick

dafloppyone · 26 Jul 2008 at 00:57

The official Saints Row 2 website today announced that renowned adult film star Tera Patrick will be assisting as a "special producer" on the open-world action game. The site teased that Patrick will be "bringing her one-of-a-kind touch to the project," but offered no details on her actual involvement. More information is expected to arrive on July 30, with a clock on the site currently counting down to that date.

inferno · 26 Jul 2008 at 01:17

it must be bad if they need to get her onboard, she barely does anything anymore anyways!

neoboy · 26 Jul 2008 at 01:23

If all she does is get naked in the game then we should have nothing to worry about. Not that this was going to be a good game in a first place.

Pestilence · 26 Jul 2008 at 01:36

inferno said:
it must be bad if they need to get her onboard, she barely does anything anymore anyways!

She's essentially retired...making buttloads of money off her "Teravision" label - doing very well for herself.

Another great reason to buy this game, methinks!!!!

arknor · 26 Jul 2008 at 02:26

they must be desperate for any kind of press coverage

Spektor · 26 Jul 2008 at 03:17

I would happily spend money on this game if they scrapped all the nonsense they tried to do and just released a Tera Patrick greatest hits compilation tbh...

Azagoth · 26 Jul 2008 at 05:29

She's bald though (down there), and it ain't natural! Plus she now looks like she's succumbing to the ravages of time. Should've had Kyla Cole, tbh!

Tefal · 26 Jul 2008 at 05:36

Azagoth said:
She's bald though (down there), and it ain't natural! !

Hairy is wrong!

It gets in your teeth

Spektor · 26 Jul 2008 at 05:53

Landing strips for the win... but a full bush isn't good policy.

Plus, Tera Patrick transcending into a milf isn't a bad thing.

medley · 26 Jul 2008 at 11:35

Birth name: Linda Ann Hopkins Shapiro

Whats wrong with that for a porn star name? Pfff

32 isn't exactly old but in porn star terms I guess it is.

mart981 · 26 Jul 2008 at 11:45

It's not the age, it's the mileage

Shep_Cobain · 26 Jul 2008 at 12:17

medley said:
Birth name: Linda Ann Hopkins Shapiro

Whats wrong with that for a porn star name? Pfff

32 isn't exactly old but in porn star terms I guess it is.

god i just want sex with her.

arknor · 26 Jul 2008 at 13:49

it would be like throwing a banana down the channel tunnel

Shep_Cobain · 26 Jul 2008 at 14:08

arknor said:
it would be like throwing a banana down the channel tunnel

LMFAO... indeed it would be her airbrushed body is amazing!

Hedge · 26 Jul 2008 at 16:02

TTIUWP

mart981 · 26 Jul 2008 at 16:08

It's too difficult trying to find pictures with her clothes on.

CrowK · 26 Jul 2008 at 18:08

Pestilence said:
She's essentially retired...making buttloads of money off her "Teravision" label - doing very well for herself.

Another great reason to buy this game, methinks!!!!

Poor choise of words there

NokkonWud · 26 Jul 2008 at 18:41

neoboy said:
If all she does is get naked in the game then we should have nothing to worry about. Not that this was going to be a good game in a first place.

Why not? The first one is better than GTA4 and you're all waiting for that one.

KNiVES · 26 Jul 2008 at 18:48

My brother in law has a bunch of Tera Patrick movies and they are actually pretty good. She was stunning before her boob and nose job. Now she's just a washed out meth-smoking crack-addled ho.

Pestilence · 27 Jul 2008 at 01:21

She's far from a "meth-smoking crack-addled ho", and still absolutely stunning in person. One of the few porn actresses you can actually say that about.

I do think the boob job was the worst decision she's ever made, though.