!~ Sandwich shape ~!

[[FnG]magnolia]

Hello bread eater!

Just LOL if you don't think Ed Sheeran's The Shape of you pop music escapade was not about sandwiches and why they should be cut on the diagonal and not the vertical. A horizontal slice? Not on my watch; lopsided crust.

What good opinions do you have vis a vis 'diagonal boys/ladies' or are you just wrong about everything all the time?

e: noobs

 

[ttaskmaster]

Sandwich cutting is for children, and ladies with dainty hands who enjoy Afternoon Tea.
I have big, manly working class hands, so don't need my sarnies cut.

 

[marinersfan]

Cutting butties, very posh.

 

[Diddums]

I like mine cut in to starfish shapes.


Chocolate too.

 

[drakulton]

I prefer a long thick baguette.

...... cut horizontally along its length.

 

[MatsyLR]

If its normal bread, diagonal. It tastes different.

 

[Mysterae_]

Straight down the middle, from the nice crust at the top to the decidedly average crust at the bottom. 50/50 split.

Why? I'm glad you asked - it means that both parts of the sandwich each have a bit of nice crust. Otherwise with a diagonal cut one half of the sandwich will always be inferior to the other .

 

[Hades]

Straight down the middle, from the nice crust at the top to the decidedly average crust at the bottom. 50/50 split.

Why? I'm glad you asked - it means that both parts of the sandwich each have a bit of nice crust. Otherwise with a diagonal cut one half of the sandwich will always be inferior to the other .

This man speaks the truth.

 

[MatsyLR]

Straight down the middle, from the nice crust at the top to the decidedly average crust at the bottom. 50/50 split.

Why? I'm glad you asked - it means that both parts of the sandwich each have a bit of nice crust. Otherwise with a diagonal cut one half of the sandwich will always be inferior to the other .

That's why you start from the nasty half and you finish on pure bliss. You earn it by the end of the sandwich and gives a reward.

 

[VincentHanna]

Over the years, I have really gone off sandwiches.

But diagonal.

 

[mrk]

I don't eat bread, I dunk it, FYI!

 

[Flor_Fina]

I like mine cut in to starfish shapes.


Chocolate too.

Catholic?

 

[danlightbulb]

I cut my sandwiches in three dimensions not two.

I'm trying to work out a way to cut my sandwich in four dimensions though, I'm going to call it a tesswich.

 

[ddoubleep]

Diagonal

 

[Mysterae_]

I cut my sandwiches in three dimensions not two.

I'm trying to work out a way to cut my sandwich in four dimensions though, I'm going to call it a tesswich.

You mean like the Y-fronts design I've seen the Yanks too?

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I don't eat bread, I dunk it, FYI!

Mods?

Mods!

 

[iamdjdz]

Full unsliced loaf, cut once horizontally through the middle along it's length, half way up, with a single blow of my katana. Insides of the bread hollowed out and the husk filled with blocks of cheese and freshly killed pig.

 

[Hades]

I don't eat bread, I dunk it, FYI!

Monster! Serial killer right here (and not even my faviourite one).

 

[arknor]

the shape of a poop emoji

 

[tom_nieto]

200% correct on this one. Important public service broadcast.