Sat morning joke

PapaLazaru said:
You sick man! :D

My 18-year-old step daughter came downstairs this evening and asked if she could go out dressed in little more than a miniskirt and bikini top. "Of course you can! Have fun!" I said.

After she'd gone, my wife glared at me and said "The trouble with you is you're going soft."

How wrong she was............
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Kind of annoying how the edge of this joke has been taken off by specifying '18 year old'.
 
Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one
replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"


(Queue the, I think Jesus said that joke at the last supper etc...)
 
PapaLazaru said:
You sick man! :D

My 18-year-old step daughter came downstairs this evening and asked if she could go out dressed in little more than a miniskirt and bikini top. "Of course you can! Have fun!" I said.

After she'd gone, my wife glared at me and said "The trouble with you is you're going soft."

How wrong she was............
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moogie said:
I hate crushing up pills and putting them in my grans dinner. I feel sneaky, but if I ever got her pregnant I'd never be able to forgive myself.....
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thread revived
 
I used to be addicted to soap back in the days, but my felony is clean now.

3 years later........

I found a sign on the lawn at a drug re-
hab center that said ' Keep off the Grass '.
 
my eyes are like yep we viewing this and my mouse finger is just scrolling past in disbelief at how bad these are :D



i have a idea for this forum . people who tell bad jokes get a silly icon on there forum name or something as punishmeant for a week . maybe people who do silly posts aswell. so we can all point the finger like there a leppar ;)
 
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