Sat night joke

Ok, a funny joke this time:

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
 
Russian, Cuban, Englishman & Pakistani on a train.
The Russian cracks open a bottle of vodka, takes a swig and throws the bottle from the train saying "there is plenty more of that where I come from".
The Cuban lights a huge Havanna cigar and takes a couple of puffs before throwing it out of the train window saying "there are plenty more of those where I come from".
Everyone is mighty impressed.
So the Englisman throws the Pakistani from the train...
 
Russian, Cuban, Englishman & Pakistani on a train.
The Russian cracks open a bottle of vodka, takes a swig and throws the bottle from the train saying "there is plenty more of that where I come from".
The Cuban lights a huge Havanna cigar and takes a couple of puffs before throwing it out of the train window saying "there are plenty more of those where I come from".
Everyone is mighty impressed.
So the Englisman throws the Pakistani from the train...

LOL an oldie but a goodie.
 
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