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Metalface Mark

Metalface Mark

Metalface Mark

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Im not sure where to take this, having a little bit of fun with one of the dubai scammers, any advice on replies from here on?

I get these quite often and was feeling like having a bit of fun today, fun towards the bottom. Me in bold. Need advise on where to take this from here.

Hello, Am sales representative in Dubai We will like to purchase for some
items in your company and For the shipping our freight forwarder will been
handle the shipment to japan,so let me know if the wire transfer is okay by
you for the payment. Kindly get back to me with the website and company
information. COMPANY CONTACT DETAILS. RAPHMANTON INC LIMITED Al-Nasr Plaza
Office Building 10, Oud Metha Dubai, United Arab Emirates P.O.Box: 61445
Tel#:00971-4-0573412


Sure no problem, what do you need?



Hello

Thank you for mail response,Find below with the needed Product/Order
along with the quantity needed,


Product/Order Detail;

1.MICS-50kW......100Qtys

2.AWR DHW2 XE SL 33kW......100Qtys

3.enEX CO2 100kW....100Qtys

Kindly get back to me with the order full total cost for the above
quantity exclude shipping charges.

And also do get back to me with the proforma invoice,full Bank details
including the following:

Bank address and beneficiary Name on Account.

Bank Wire Details Needed,
Bank Name
Beneficiary Name on Account
Bank Full Address
Account Number
Sort code Number
IBAN BIC #

Shipping Address:5F, Mizuho Building,
2-12-2 Kamiosaki,
Shinagawa-ku, Tokyo,
141-0021 Japan

We no longer supply the products you have selected Im afraid.

We have discontinued our range of heat pumps.

Regards

Mark

Marks,

Let me have the product you do normally carry by attach it through
Acrobat Format.

Regards,

Ibrahim

We currently only have stock of the following (and amounts)

948 pieces - RP402 Jiggle Balls - £59.95 each
69 pieces - Door Jam Kit - £20 each
231 pieces - Soft Rope Tie - £15 each
520 pieces - metallic vibrating egg - £84 each
185 pieces - rocks off prostate massager - £142 each
1540 pieces - Big John anal vibe - £65 each

Regards

Mark

Hello

Thank you for mail response,Find below with the needed Product/Order
along with the quantity needed,


Product/Order Detail;

1.RP402 Jiggle Balls......`200Qtys

2.rocks off prostate massager .....100Qtys

Kindly get back to me with the order full total cost for the above
quantity exclude shipping charges.

And also do get back to me with the proforma invoice,full Bank details
including the following:

Bank address and beneficiary Name on Account.

Bank Wire Details Needed,
Bank Name
Beneficiary Name on Account
Bank Full Address
Account Number
Sort code Number
IBAN BIC #

Shipping Address:5F, Mizuho Building,
2-12-2 Kamiosaki,
Shinagawa-ku, Tokyo,
141-0021 Japan


COMPANY CONTACT DETAILS. GOODNESS INC LIMITED
Al-Nasr Plaza Office Building 10,
Oud Metha Dubai,
United Arab Emirates P.O.Box: 61445
Tel#:00971-4-0573412

Once i received the full quote and full bank details i will enable to
forward to my account dept to approved the order.

Looking forward to read from you soonest.

BEST REGARDS
 
Hahaha, great work, great work :D

P.S. I'll take 340 pieces of Big John Vibe please, I'll just need your account number, pin number and mothers maiden name.
Ship to Nigeria, Thanking you.
 
TheBigCheese said:
:rolleyes: There's always one...why waste your time replying to say that?

The answer is because it's amusing, gave me a grin!

My mirth is set to low today...can't think of anything else you could send them Mark. :(
Click to expand...

The answer really anyway is that i sell heating products and its mid summer, so its sloooow. Need to amuse oneself somehow.
 
nice one, keep on wasting his time tbh...

tis mildly entertaining, it does wind them up and it wastes their time thus making them less efficient at scamming others
 
If work is really slow, whack together a proforma invoice (probably best not to use the company's official invoice, they may not appreciate any attention garnered!) and push it to it's logical conclusion.

Follow in the steps of Jeff's *** link full of swearing, please do not post *** (P-p-p-powerbook, Google it, apologies mods!)
 
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Hello,

We have various sizes of no.2 Rocks off prostate massager. Could you
confirm which size you need?

extra small (4") (mostly suited for children and small ladies)
medium (6") (mostly suited for small men and chubby women)
large (10") (mostly suited for gapers and seasoned glory holers)
extra large (14") (****** man)

The extra small and medium are the same price as quoted, large is £6.90
extra, extra large is £18.90 extra.

You also recieve small bottle of lubricating fluid with the large and extra
large for obvious reasons, which normally retails for £8.

Regards

Mark

the xxxxx man is the famous man with the open large bottom, obviously it is banned on here though!
 
Traditionally you're suposed to make requests that waste his time and money.

Tell him you want photographic proof he is who he says he is. Demand a photo of him standing outside his local bank (i'm guessing he's not from dubai ;)) with a fish on his head.
 
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