Schrodinger, Ohm, and Heisenberg are stopped by the police

Don
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Erwin Schroedinger, Georg Ohm, and Werner Heisenberg are travelling in a car on the motorway when they are pulled over by the police.
"Do you know how fast you were travelling?" Asks the police officer. "No" replies Heisenberg "but I know exactly where I am"
The police officer starts examining the car and proceeds to the boot where he finds a dead cat. "Do you know you have a dead cat in the boot?" asks the police officer. "It wasn't until you opened it" replied Schroedinger.
The police officer - tired of all of this - decides to arrest them all and sort it out down at the station. Schroedinger and Heisenberg go quietly, but Ohm resists.

I'll get my coat.
 
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