Scorpian Vodka - Did you eat the scorpion?

Ricochet J · 27 Apr 2011 at 12:49

Have you eaten the scorpion out of a Scorpion Vodka bottle?

It looks rank tbh, but it's marketed as edible.

Saundie · 27 Apr 2011 at 12:50

What is a "scorpian"?

Sin_Chase · 27 Apr 2011 at 12:51

Saundie said:
What is a "scorpian"?

Trolololl.

What do you think? :rolleyes:

Van Hellseek · 27 Apr 2011 at 12:52

Saundie said:
What is a "scorpian"?

lol?

Ricochet J · 27 Apr 2011 at 12:53

Saundie said:
What is a "scorpian"?

You're so cool I want to be like you when I grow up. :cool:

23JMZ07 · 27 Apr 2011 at 12:54

Ricochet J said:
You're so cool I want to be like you when I grow up.

+1

Theophany · 27 Apr 2011 at 12:54

Seems like a load of gimmickry to me. Copper stills make vodka taste nice, not dead insects.

Van Hellseek · 27 Apr 2011 at 12:55

Never heard of scorpion vodka though. Assuming they come with a real scorpion in it for some reason. :confused:

Ricochet J · 27 Apr 2011 at 12:56

Van Hellseek said:
Never heard of scorpian vodka though. Assuming they come with a real scorpion in it for some reason.

Yeh, it comes with a real (dead) scorpion inside of the bottle floating in the Vodka.

arknor · 27 Apr 2011 at 12:58

and we call the chinese inhumane for having turtle keyrings...

Saundie · 27 Apr 2011 at 12:58

Ricochet J said:
Yeh, it comes with a real (dead) scorpion inside of the bottle floating in the Vodka.

So it doesn't come with a "scorpian"?

DAnDan · 27 Apr 2011 at 13:03

Saundie said:
So it doesn't come with a "scorpian"?

Wasn't funny the first time you tried. Still isn't now.

Antar Bolaeisk · 27 Apr 2011 at 13:04

It's actually chocolate, quite nice chocolate at that.

Burnsy2023 · 27 Apr 2011 at 13:07

Theophany said:
Seems like a load of gimmickry to me. Copper stills make vodka taste nice, not dead insects.

Scorpions aren't insects.

Craig1981 · 27 Apr 2011 at 13:08

arknor said:
and we call the chinese inhumane for having turtle keyrings...

Our scorpion vodka, contains a real farm raised scorpion, (latin name buthus martensii) Which has been farm raised for us in southern china.

^ From a site selling the stuff. So yeah. Apparantly the Chinese dont like scorpians either. At least they kill it first before stuffing it into the bottle. The turtles dont get that luxury.

wordy · 27 Apr 2011 at 13:09

You suck the poison out of it's tail (no homo)

Cosimo · 27 Apr 2011 at 13:26

It's a gimmick for the gay vodka drinker:

gjrc · 27 Apr 2011 at 13:35

simulatorman said:
It's a gimmick for the gay vodka drinker:

why would anyone buy that? :confused:

silvercut · 27 Apr 2011 at 13:38

that scoprion looks yummy !

Rroff · 27 Apr 2011 at 13:39

Guess its kinda like the way some American Tequilas add a worm to it :S never seen the point of it myself.