Secret Santa suggestion for the IT guy

coldfused · 30 Nov 2021 at 18:11

I forgot I signed up to this and need to get something for the IT guy but can't think as I'm terrible with gift ideas.

£10 limit, what's your idea so I can pinch it :-D

Deleted member 77746 · 30 Nov 2021 at 18:25

Check out the secret santa threads, there's a lot.

Let me do it for you just incase you decide to be lazy.

https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/search/54943785/?q=secret+santa&t=post&o=date

Liquid_Entity · 30 Nov 2021 at 18:27

How much is a sub to pornhub?

Diddums · 30 Nov 2021 at 18:30

Broken fingers. Merry Christmas.

chroniclard · 30 Nov 2021 at 18:30

Chocolate nutsacks or Arse/Face soap

Rroff · 30 Nov 2021 at 18:32

Liquid_Entity said:
How much is a sub to pornhub?

Plenty of possibilities on OnlyFans

Hate secret Santa - I struggle as it is with presents for immediate family never mind people I barely know.

Deleted member 77746 · 30 Nov 2021 at 18:38

Rroff said:
Plenty of possibilities on OnlyFans

OP needs a OnlyGrans subscription.

Minstadave · 30 Nov 2021 at 18:41

Fleshlight?

Deleted member 77746 · 30 Nov 2021 at 18:43

Minstadave said:
Fleshlight?

OP can't use it. IT guy needs a microscope n tweezers.

coldfused · 30 Nov 2021 at 20:08

Bouton Aide said:
Check out the secret santa threads, there's a lot.

Let me do it for you just incase you decide to be lazy.

https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/search/54943785/?q=secret+santa&t=post&o=date

Thanks! I'll take a look!

Bouton Aide said:
OP needs a OnlyGrans subscription.

That got a chuckle out of me :-D

Deleted member 77746 · 30 Nov 2021 at 21:35

coldfused said:
That got a chuckle out of me

I heard that’s the new OCUK users needs.

Onlyfans doesn’t do it for them now.

m@rty · 30 Nov 2021 at 21:37

USB stick

soundb0y · 30 Nov 2021 at 21:37

Joke mousemat. The peak of comedy

builder22 · 30 Nov 2021 at 21:41

this

Pawnless Endgame · 30 Nov 2021 at 22:29

A 'convincing' looking fake lottery scratchcard where it reveals a winner e.g. £10,000, but the penny only drops when they read the small print on the back of the card. There are a few prank videos on YouTube on this. The cards can be bought off eBay.

Syore · 30 Nov 2021 at 22:40

Microsoft paperclip guy t-shirt.

explicit4u · 30 Nov 2021 at 23:39

OCUK voucher of course.

AtaRo · 30 Nov 2021 at 23:41

Gamer girl bath water.

Whitewater · 1 Dec 2021 at 00:00

A desk plaque that says “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”.

Nasher · 1 Dec 2021 at 09:53

Secret santa has to be something rude or offensive, otherwise whats the point.