shared toilets WTF?!

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In halls and there are shared toilets, and recently someone has been using ours (2 between 3 off us but some people wander off main hall to use ours every so often), now this person has to be the most disturbing person ever (never met them)

But say you've lifted the seat and lid up, as if to take a pee standing up, now across the inside of the seat/lid there is spots of **** splatter across it, It's as if he's stood up aimed his arse at the wall behind the bog and fired off a blast of explosive diarrhoea :eek: :(

It's god-damn disgusting and confusing, and I am glad the toilets are cleaned by staff, but now us three get dirty looks from all the cleaners :(
 
But say you've lifted the seat and lid up, as if to take a pee standing up, now across the inside of the seat/lid there is spots of **** splatter across it, It's as if he's stood up aimed his arse at the wall behind the bog and fired off a blast of explosive diarrhoea :eek: :(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

unlucky :(

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
 
We had 11 of us sharing one toilet in halls at Brunel, it was grim. I used to go up to the top floor and use the girls' toilet up there :(

The good thing was nobody ever used to use the bath, dirty gits, and it was in a nice room all by itself so that kind of made up for it.
 
now across the inside of the seat/lid there is spots of **** splatter across it, It's as if he's stood up aimed his arse at the wall behind the bog and fired off a blast of explosive diarrhoea :eek: :(

That has just made my day :D
 
on suite too with shower, toilet and sink so when i woke up to find **** everywhere i only had my self to blame :D

MW
 
The good thing was nobody ever used to use the bath, dirty gits, and it was in a nice room all by itself so that kind of made up for it.

Please tell us that it only got used as a bath properly should and not when the queue got too long... :eek:

Could be why no one used it....

PK!
 
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My housemate in my halls used to pee in the sink. He wouldnt even wash it down so it stunk when i used to brush my teeth. I told him a number of times to stop it and use the toilet.

He didnt so i used to clean the yellow stains out the sink with his tooth brush

:)

(do the same with the inside of your toilet and your housemates will soon stop it)
 
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