In halls and there are shared toilets, and recently someone has been using ours (2 between 3 off us but some people wander off main hall to use ours every so often), now this person has to be the most disturbing person ever (never met them)
But say you've lifted the seat and lid up, as if to take a pee standing up, now across the inside of the seat/lid there is spots of **** splatter across it, It's as if he's stood up aimed his arse at the wall behind the bog and fired off a blast of explosive diarrhoea

It's god-damn disgusting and confusing, and I am glad the toilets are cleaned by staff, but now us three get dirty looks from all the cleaners
But say you've lifted the seat and lid up, as if to take a pee standing up, now across the inside of the seat/lid there is spots of **** splatter across it, It's as if he's stood up aimed his arse at the wall behind the bog and fired off a blast of explosive diarrhoea


It's god-damn disgusting and confusing, and I am glad the toilets are cleaned by staff, but now us three get dirty looks from all the cleaners
