how "often" do you go around arranging bits of armour? :-/
Its a good concept but flawed, its always tempting to draw a soldiers outline, and your wall ends up looking like a crime sceneJust draw it on your wall in crayon to be honest, it will look just as ****
Are you suggesting op is too weak to resist drawing a crayon soldier or is this projection?Its a good concept but flawed, its always tempting to draw a soldiers outline, and your wall ends up looking like a crime scene
A definate suggestion, maybe so bold as to be an accusation. A sword and shield is nothing without a soldier, and they go hand in handAre you suggesting op is too weak to resist drawing a crayon soldier or is this projection?
Build a forge in the backgarden and make your own
Yeah but he’ll still never be able to hold back the inevitable swarm of Persian elephants. ****ing elephants.This !
Once swordsmithery is mastered you can go full trebuchet.
thatescalatedquickly.jpgbuy a spider decorated paper plate (shield) and a skeleons leg (sword) and try it out. I often find a helmet looks good at the top centre, you could get a plastic pumpkin pot for that.
If the above works out for you, then upgrade to a serrated flamberge and a spiked tower shield
A full-on metal one, even the small D&D style kite shield, will be stupidly heavy and not really something you'd carry into battle.