Shot fired at pensioner in Mersyside

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Merseyside police have named a local youth wanted for questioning in connection with an incident on Saturday afternoon in which a shot was fired at a pensioner.

The elderly man, from North London, and described as "extremely frail and immobile" is said to have been left severely traumatised by the ordeal, and Police warn that his attacker may strike again.

Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of Wayne Rooney,16, should contact Merseyside Police immediately.
 
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;)
 
Originally posted by Stiff_Cookie
oh, still dont get it but Ill laugh anyways :p :p :p :p

Wayne Rooney plays for Everton. Everton beat Arsenal. David Seaman plays for Arsenal and is very old. Wayne Rooney is 17 this week. Wayne Rooney put a very good strike past him.

Joke kinda loses it's edge after that :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Gilly
Wayne Rooney plays for Everton. Everton beat Arsenal. David Seaman plays for Arsenal and is very old. Wayne Rooney is 17 this week. Wayne Rooney put a very good strike past him.

Joke kinda loses it's edge after that :rolleyes:

oh, I get it now!! I dont follow football much so dont know scores or the like and only know the media has been against seamen recently for letting in some shots:(
 
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:D (subtle hint)
 
Originally posted by Gilly
Wayne Rooney is a football player, the pensioner was Seaman ;)

And that is a good joke :D


arghh the old but threw me was thinking it was wenger which didnt make sense to me

thanks gilly for clearing that one up
 
Originally posted by bitboy
I don't like football, so i guess the answer is yes
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:D :p
 
Ah that is a good one :)

I read the title &
Merseyside police have named a local youth wanted for questioning in connection with an incident on Saturday afternoon in which a shot was fired at a pensioner.

The elderly man, from North London, and described as "extremely frail and immobile" is said to have been left severely traumatised by the ordeal, and Police warn that his attacker may strike again.

& was all ready to move it to GD, then I read the last line :D
 
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