Oh noes, I have a good vocabulary, I must have a thesaurus on hand at all times to aid me with my lexicon. It's completely implausible that I should be able to choose at my whim from such vast swathes of words without external aids.
Ironically, I'm going to have to look up neophyte... Haha. I'm not sure what you mean by that, but if you're going by dictionary definition alone, then that really doesn't define my experience with speaking and writing English in any way.
Also, the post in my signature is a tongue in cheek dig at people who punctuate sentences with lol and lmao. It winds me up, I thought I'd construct a silly post about it. It's hardly serious, and I'm not sure how you'd construe it as being in keeping with my being a "neophyte".
Argh too many long words my brain can't take it