Shower - Day or Night?

bum · 20 May 2008 at 00:10

I went on holiday with a close friend of mine, whom I needed to share the same hotel room with, I noticed that he only shower during the day as well as brushing the teeth only when he get up. I find it rather amusing as he would just jump into bed without washing his face or bum nor brushing his teeth whenever we get back to the hotel after a day out in the humid weather (this was summer in southern part of China and Hong Kong. You'd be instantly soaked by sweat when you step out of air conditioned hotel)

I questioned his personal hygenie but he claimed that his dentis told him his teeth are very healthy but also admitted that sometimes he does get the itch down "there"

Right, I know it's something rather personal, and I also know there are quite few of you out there who only shower in the morning. Do you not feel dirty every night jumping into bed without giving yourself a good wash(or even attempting to wash ** bum after taking a poo)? I saw my mate's bed when I went around to his place and it look really dirty...

bum · 20 May 2008 at 00:18

fus said:
Sorry...let me get this straight...you wash your arse before you go to bed? Or is it just after a poopoo?

Also, his bed was dirty? Are you implying that he crapped over his bed because he doesn't wash his bottom?

You have broken my head.

No I'm just saying, if you dont intent to shower before sleep, at least wash your bum if you pooped

His bed sheets were dirty because he only shower in the morning, and when he goes to bed each night, he's pretty much covered by sweat and dirt.

bum · 20 May 2008 at 00:22

The point is keeping yourself clean than about washing bum

bum · 20 May 2008 at 00:25

Morba said:
but you mention washing the bum more than worrying about washing under arms or maybe even the crown jewels!

but bum is where the brown stuff coming out is it not? :eek:

bum · 20 May 2008 at 00:28

Caged said:
Am I right to assume you thought you'd get a thread full of "wtf your friend is sick I shower every 5 minutes and whenever I poop i buy new clothes" and you've ended up with people disagreeing?

Actually no... but about the bum part I knew I should've been more careful

bum · 20 May 2008 at 00:32

Should giving the honor to my friend instead

bum · 20 May 2008 at 00:41

In my attempt to explain the method on how to wash bum and washing bum after pooping, below is an image showing product recommended.
Also I got to point it out that do you not get an other bowel in the French hotels where you can wash your bum after pooping??!?!?!?!?!?!?

bum · 20 May 2008 at 00:50

Viper² said:
Hey Bum, did you inspect that womans ring when she offered it you at the bus stop?

No...why? what difference would that make?

bum · 20 May 2008 at 04:39

I say, more people secretly wash their bum than you think!

bum · 20 May 2008 at 14:07

Tony Williams said:
@OP - TTIUWOP!!

I'll see what I can do.

bum · 20 May 2008 at 14:19

Hang on a minute, after reading through the rest of thread after returning, people seems to be arguing about touching poo instead of washing bum. Even if you wipe really really hard after you do your business you would still leave even tiny residues. Therefore, when you shower normally you still have to do it.

Do you people not washing your bum even in shower then?

Discuss!