Shy?

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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way
to feel better and more confident about yourself and your
actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let
you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just
about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and
with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well
shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never
knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant
or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss
of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of
grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and
a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.
 
Also make sure you swallow rather than inhale. I accidentally did this wrong on time and it was rather painful.
 
Street said:
Although not quite as bad as Sambuca :eek:
:eek: Sambucha is great! It's the only spirit I can bare to drink straight. Not that you can mix it with anything, that just tastes horrible.
 
"If there's a lot on your mind it's there to help you forget,
To relax and rewind and leave behind the regret,
First sip makes you well before you know it it's time,
And you're saying to hell with the salt, lemon and lime,
Salt, lemon and lime, time Tequila,

That's the curse of Tequila..."

:D

PERNOD4TWTBH.
 
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Psyk said:
The big question here is: Can I get it free on the NHS?

It is possible to be prescribed any booze you want but it entirely depends on your history.

An accidental ingestion of methanol is treated by booze because ethanol is a competitivly binding molecule.

Say a woman comes in who's had a shot of alcohol before bedtime for the last 30 years to get her to sleep might get one....

They're two examples I can think of... :p
 
Because of tequilla I can only remember two days of my two week holiday in Mexico.

Landing in Cancun airport, and landing in Manchester Airport. The rest was a blur.
 
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