Soldato
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Buy a "Baby on Board" sign for you car even if you don't have a baby. That way if you are involved in a serious crash, the firemen will attempt to save you first.
When you get a call from someone you don't want to speak to, tell them your battery is about it die and you can hang up at you leisure without seeming rude.
Spill some of your drink on the seat directly in front of you at the cinema to prevent your view being blocked.
Looking to buy a car? Search the obituaries for phone numbers and call inquiring about a car. If they want to liquidate assets, they may give you a good price.
Don't call into work sick, say you have "Family problems" which usually stops the conversation there.
Next time you get a flat tyre, take a picture. Then if you need an excuse to be late for work etc, just send them the photographic evidence!
When you get a call from someone you don't want to speak to, tell them your battery is about it die and you can hang up at you leisure without seeming rude.
Spill some of your drink on the seat directly in front of you at the cinema to prevent your view being blocked.
Looking to buy a car? Search the obituaries for phone numbers and call inquiring about a car. If they want to liquidate assets, they may give you a good price.
Don't call into work sick, say you have "Family problems" which usually stops the conversation there.
Next time you get a flat tyre, take a picture. Then if you need an excuse to be late for work etc, just send them the photographic evidence!
