Slug on my windowsill

Mr. Anderson · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:18

Where has it come from???

It is only a small one, about 2cm long.

Going to put it in some tissue paper and then squish it slowly. Hopefully it will give out a supersonic squeak to warn off his other friends.

4p · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:19

Salt, nobody will hear it scream.

Ross1234 · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:25

make a maze with walls of salt and put it in the middle. See if it can find its way out without turning to slug juice.

Mr. Anderson · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:31

Ziggy said:
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots 'round here.

wtf u ona boot?

I'm not gonna squish it with my hand cause i cant be arsed to clean my hand and i don't wanna get bits of slug all over my stuff.

Gackt · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:35

Scoop it up with a piece of paper and put it outside. Done.

Mr. Anderson · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:39

I scooped it up with tissue paper, folded it over and squished it

Phate · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:40

Salt it! Film it too

asim18 · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:40

It's totally from outer space.

4p · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:40

the maze idea was top draw tbh

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:41

Christ, a 2cm slug? Its the end of the world as we know it.

Just flick it out the bloody window ffs.

panthro · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:42

Theres no need to kill it. Just scoop it up in the tissue and drop it on your lawn. Job done.

Mr. Anderson · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:46

It is normally a sign i need to clean my room when i get little creatures crawling around in it.

Dugganator · 3 Dec 2009 at 02:50

kevmeister · 3 Dec 2009 at 08:30

panthro said:
Theres no need to kill it. Just scoop it up in the tissue and drop it on your lawn. Job done.

then it'll go round eating all your plants

Duke · 3 Dec 2009 at 08:41

Eat it.

xb8browney · 3 Dec 2009 at 08:42

Don't put salt on it unless you want a pile of slime left.

Vonhelmet · 3 Dec 2009 at 09:03

Slugs and snails freak me out. We get slugs coming into our hallway. Have to pick them up and chuck them out the door.

.Lethal · 3 Dec 2009 at 09:07

Mr. Anderson said:
wtf u ona boot?

I'm not gonna squish it with my hand cause i cant be arsed to clean my hand and i don't wanna get bits of slug all over my stuff.

What a big girl, you don't need to kill it just pick it up and put it outside.

.Kencs · 3 Dec 2009 at 09:12

Ross1234 said:
make a maze with walls of salt and but it in the middle. See if it can find its way out without turning to slug juice.

Tafkap · 3 Dec 2009 at 09:18

I had some 'escargot' this year for the first time ever.

They came in a special tray that had little pockets in, each nestling in a strange saucy concoction. Surely slugs are easier to eat, you don't need to remove any annoying shell, I don't know why they bother with snails.

They were a bit bland, and the eye stalks popped out when I bit down on them. Nice.