Snail problem

[Mr Blonde]

I've a racing snail but he only ever seems to come in 2nd place all the time. I removed his shell to speed him up but now he's just sluggish.

 

[something daft already!!]

ban tbh

 

[touch]

Doesn't matter if he always comes 2nd, name him Donald and just claim he's the winner anyway.

 

[MouthBoy]

I loved this. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[iamdjdz]

This is the best joke ever but it gets repeated in joke threads all the time. You also need to deliver it better.

 

[Megahurtz400]

I once again call upon the powers that be for a dedicated joke thread in GD, and to move all these monstrosities into it.

 

[adolf hamster]

isn't it a bit early for christmas cracker jokes?

 

[Diddums]

Doesn't matter if he always comes 2nd, name him Donald and just claim he's the winner anyway.

Saviour of the thread.

 

[Feek]

Just look at that S car go.

 

[Lysander]

Just look at that S car go.

This thread is getting worse.

 

[Semple]

I once again call upon the powers that be for a dedicated joke thread in GD, and to move all these monstrosities into it.

I'm sure there have been in the past.

Could have sworn there was a particular day of the week for people to post their jokes into the thread.

 

[Hagar]

This thread is getting worse.

It just needs some snail polish.