So, I was getting the Christmas decorations out....

[antijoke]

...of the loft and I found a present that I forgot to give to the kids last year.

It's a shame, they would have loved that kitten.

 

[godinman]

I don't know how to articulate the disappointment and depression you have instilled in me.

 

[BunnyKillBot]

Hey now, don't be so hasty throwing that putred corpse out. You know what they say, a dead kitten is better than no kitten at all.

 

[Dewotter]

Dear anticonscience,

Go away.

 

[antijoke]

Glad to see my thread has kept up the tradition of bad jokes.

Great success!

 

[buckeejit]

Dear anticonscience,

Go away.

 

[Matthew-1985]

So you let a poor cat suffer and die!?!?!

 

[Nitefly]

So you let a poor cat suffer and die!?!?!

I would do the same.

 

[Randomface74]

I was expecting a "nuke it from orbit" thread..


and all I got was a dead kitten?

 

[PikeyPriest]

All that noise from the `pipes` makes more sense now

Could always give them a kitten skin pencil case. Could have a sharpner in the mouth or other end

 

[randal]

I chuckled, as a cat owner that probably means I'm going to hell.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

Ooo.. I don't want to burst the bubble too early.. this could be an epically epic thread.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Sick mother******, how could you do that to a poor defenceless kitten!!!???


*calls MP

 

[Koalaboy]

Do you have a wheelie bin ?

 

[Nitefly]

Ooo.. I don't want to burst the bubble too early.. this could be an epically epic thread.

Possibly...

 

[godinman]

Someone call 4chan!!!

 

[Mr-White]

That's ok you can give them a cat this year

MW

 

[Cosimo]

When you go up to put away the decorations stay up there with them for a year.

 

[Tefal]

I chuckled, as a cat owner that probably means I'm going to hell.

your cat is going to suffocate you in your sleep.

 

[Mobius 1]

got a lol from me.