So..lynx marmite

Mobius 1 · 6 Jul 2020 at 19:06

Anyone wanting to smell like marmite, lynx have you covered :eek:

Like.. what!? :confused:

Mobius 1 · 6 Jul 2020 at 19:24

peterwalkley said:
Its a deodorant to promote social distancing. Rancid kipper wasn't as effective when they tried other suggestions.

And marmite came out top

ugh, marmite is grim.

Mobius 1 · 6 Jul 2020 at 20:02

robfosters said:
Get in the sea, marmite is elite level toast topping.

Wouldn't want to smell like it, but it’s still probably better than Africa!

Elite level toast topping would be Nutella or strawberry jam

I think these cans are a mix of lynx Africa AND marmite. Lose lose

Mobius 1 · 6 Jul 2020 at 21:31

Blackjack Davy said:
So thats where all the marmite has gone, its been missing from the supermarket shelves for weeks I can't get any for love nor money thought it must be panic buying again but it appears they've all been turned into... deodorant?

You simply spray your toast now for that moreish Africa/marmite taste.

Mobius 1 · 7 Jul 2020 at 15:37

MikeTheNative said:
I think lynx has it place. For example you know which family member doesn't like you when they give you gift set for christmas.

This Xmas you’ll know which family member REALLY doesn’t like you when you open up a Africa/marmite gift set