So who's gonna try the new Miracle Diet Pill??
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Hmmm...
So basically it works by you ******** out most of your own body weight
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Hardly anything new, can get a stronger variety from the doctors for cheaper
Your poop is orangey and greasey when you get the leakage from the non digested fat as well, pretty awesome to pay 50quid a month for that rather than just laying off the cakes.
Your poop is orangey and greasey when you get the leakage from the non digested fat as well, pretty awesome to pay 50quid a month for that rather than just laying off the cakes.
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I am so skinny now that I would dissapear.
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Surely you are better off just drinking ten cups of coffee and seeing what the end result of that is.
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The fatties will take the pill and lose weight - easy fix
But will more than likely keep the same diet and eat the same foods, = gain weight again
They then take the pill again and the cycle continues
Lifetime of watery poop
Glad im not phat
But will more than likely keep the same diet and eat the same foods, = gain weight again
They then take the pill again and the cycle continues
Lifetime of watery poop
Glad im not phat
Hardly anything new, can a stronger variety from the doctors for cheaper
Your poop is orangey and greasey when you get the leakage from the non digested fat as well, pretty awesome to pay 50quid a month for that rather than just laying off the cakes.
How do you know all this?
How do you know all this?
Its been all over the news recently
It's not watery poop though, it's fat that leaks out of your rear! You will have to wipe yourself with grease proof paper
The diet expert on Radio 4 this morning listed the side effects as
1 Stool leakage
2 'Urgency'
3 diarrhoea
Non of which will entice me to pop those pills
The diet expert on Radio 4 this morning listed the side effects as
1 Stool leakage
2 'Urgency'
3 diarrhoea
Non of which will entice me to pop those pills
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How do you know all this?
My sister tried them for a while, needless to say after all that she changed her diet and droped the weight naturally
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lol, a pill that simply blocks some of your uptake of food you eat doesn't actually help you lose the fat you've already stored.
AS per usual the people that take these pills will be those on a crappy diet, all it will cause is slightly less weight gain as you take on slightly fewer calories from your diet. Generally these people will be eating lots of high carb high sugar diets which is the problem area and the bulk of the daily calories. In other words it won't help at all, infact for most idiots they'll simply see it as blocking 25% of their fat, so they can eat 25% more fat and be in the same state.
People really are stupid.
AS per usual the people that take these pills will be those on a crappy diet, all it will cause is slightly less weight gain as you take on slightly fewer calories from your diet. Generally these people will be eating lots of high carb high sugar diets which is the problem area and the bulk of the daily calories. In other words it won't help at all, infact for most idiots they'll simply see it as blocking 25% of their fat, so they can eat 25% more fat and be in the same state.
People really are stupid.
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Quite true, the 120mg has been available on prescription for over a decade but this is the first licensed non-prescription weight loss product in europe.
Shotgun_ned said:
It works by inhibiting the absorption of fat throughthe wall of the gut, thereby if you have a high fat diet there will be more to poop out leading to nasty fatties' poops. It should be used together with a reduced calorie, low fat diet so the resultant, if you usually ate a lot of fat, shouldn't be as bad as that.
It's not watery poop though, it's fat that leaks out of your rear! You will have to wipe yourself with grease proof paper
The diet expert on Radio 4 this morning listed the side effects as
1 Stool leakage
2 'Urgency'
3 diarrhoea
Non of which will entice me to pop those pills
Im on the chubby side but ive started loosing weight and im get a buzz from eating better and working out...