So your missus wants something blue and fast?

[basmic]

Emailed to me:

The lady of the house was rather taken by her cars, and asked this question of her husband:

"Could you buy me something that goes from 0 to 100 in less than 4 seconds - preferably in blue?"

Christmas drew nearer and nearer, and her husband, as always, decided to fulfil her wish. (See image)

P.S. It is likely that he is now missing without trace...

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[asim]

oooo BURN!

 

[Nix]

oooo BURN!

LOL

 

[basmic]

oooo BURN!

That made me laugh more than my own OP.

 

[Bill101]

I'm glad it has rounded edges, it will hurt less when inserted

 

[LynnieLeigh]

it would take a brave man to try that for real

 

[Priest]

I'm glad it has rounded edges, it will hurt less when inserted

Doctor : So sir, how exactly did you get that lodged there again?

 

[asim]

it would take a brave man to try that for real

A very drunk and stupid man most likely.

Caution: When giving this present to your significant other do so in a safe enviroment where there are no sharp objects and everything is nailed to the floor.

 

[LeftfieldTilt]

PMSL! v good

 

[fifth]

LOL nice one

 

[Enfield]

It only goes up to 20

The thread title made me think of something a little rude

 

[jegz]

It only goes up to 20

16 stone = 100kg

LOL. very brave man!

 

[Lostkat]

I think it's supposed to be lbs Most women are over 100lbs, but not too many are over 100kg, so it wouldn't really work

 

[jegz]

I think it's supposed to be lbs Most women are over 100lbs, but not too many are over 100kg, so it wouldn't really work

But it still goes from 0 - 100 does it not just you might not be able to push it that far.

 

[Lostkat]

But it still goes from 0 - 100 does it not just you might not be able to push it that far.

I fear that the joke has been well and truly lost RIP *mourns*