So you've just become PM, what's on the menu?

Caporegime
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Evening fellow dissidents residents of GD, I am bored and enjoying a nice cold beer, so I thought let's have a chat about hypotheticals.

In this evening's make-believe scenario, you've just become the prime minister of this fine establishment, and you have the authority to make three changes to the country, no questions asked.

So what do you do?

ONE RULE: YOU CAN NOT REVERSE BREXIT. IT HAS HAPPENED AND NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL CHANGE THAT (this is just to prevent this turning in to the usual Brexit moaning thread)

For me:

  • Full audit of Crossrail, explanations to where every single penny went
  • Home buyers have to live in their property for two years before it's eligible for rent
  • Get rid of that affable mentally-challenged Sadiq Khan and his ULEZ and find better ways to achieve the goals
Bonus: Make Rachel Riley the country's maffs lady and my personal assistant. I have awfull heavy pens and pencils after all.

Go!
 
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