A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his Cows
frozen solid.
As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues.
It had been a cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this
would happen.
The realisation of the situation then dawned on him. With his entire
livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he feed his wife
and kids? How would he pay the mortgage?
He sat with his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with his
impending poverty.
Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" asked the
old lady.
The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his
predicament to the woman.
Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the
cows noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back to
normal and chewing the ***.
One by one the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was
full of healthy animals. The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what
she wanted as a repayment for her deed.
She declined his offer and walked off across the field.
A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer.
"You know who that was don't you?" asked the passer-by.
"No" said the farmer "who?"
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its worth it.....trust me
Ok maybe it isn’t worth it, but you’ve come this far
Ok ready?
Its bad
So bad
Anyway
The passer by said
"That was Thora Hird."
frozen solid.
As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues.
It had been a cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this
would happen.
The realisation of the situation then dawned on him. With his entire
livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he feed his wife
and kids? How would he pay the mortgage?
He sat with his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with his
impending poverty.
Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" asked the
old lady.
The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his
predicament to the woman.
Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the
cows noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back to
normal and chewing the ***.
One by one the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was
full of healthy animals. The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what
she wanted as a repayment for her deed.
She declined his offer and walked off across the field.
A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer.
"You know who that was don't you?" asked the passer-by.
"No" said the farmer "who?"
.........
scroll down
wait for it
its worth it.....trust me
Ok maybe it isn’t worth it, but you’ve come this far
Ok ready?
Its bad
So bad
Anyway
The passer by said
"That was Thora Hird."
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I never thought the time would come where I was called a noob...
