Someone keeps taking our wheelie bin

Wouldn't surprise me if it was kids, i used to love winding people up like that when i was at school and bored on an evening with nothing to do.

Used to have particularly good fun stealing the blokes concrete bird bath from down the street and standing it in the middle of his neighbours lawn, until it got cemented down, lol.
 
set up an observation post, along with satellite tracking and numerous operatives with long range telephoto lenses multiple undercover ops and various armed groups on standby

shouldnt cost more than a few hundred k although you may have to run this for a number of weeks to rule out the possibility of multiple offenders.

either that or just kip in it then jump out and batter the bin thief with your keyboard of doom
 
peterattheboro said:
Bump. Tonight is bin night.

Chances are... whoever has stolen my bin will leave it outside their gate along with their bin.

What i'll do is tip their rubbish from my bin outside their gate, steal their bin along with the containing rubbish and return it to them once the binmen have been.

I'll see how many weeks I can get away with doing that for! :p

They will have so much **** in their garden :D
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Do you think they won't know who did it? Considering your bin with your house number on it will have gone.

Also what if the thieves put it outside someone else's house and you dump rubbish on Mrs Elderly Widow's lawn?

Think man, THINK!
 
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Forde said:
I've got CCTV pointed at it, dog GPS hidden somewhere on it, a rape alarm installed inside, a zombie ready to pop out, marmite on the handles and I've cut the bottom out.


YOU TRY AND TAKE IT SIMULATORMAN!
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I've told the bin men and they're not very happy about this. :D
 
One of the housing estates near me had a problem with lots of wheelie bins going missing. Turns out the local kids were nicking them then setting fire to them and getting high on the fumes. Aparrently the blue ones used for recycling were the mst popular as the high was more intense....

Kids these days :eek:
 
One bin recovered. Unfortunatley they only had our bin so I couldn't do anything to theirs.

They now have a pile of rubbish stacked up against their gate with a couple of split bags :D
 
i keep losing my bin so i take yours.. whats the problem? i thought neighbours share them? we got 2 now..
 
There aint many places to "hide" a wheelybin, just have a little nose around peoples gardens when walking past. When you get it back, go wild with the paint so its easily recognised.
 
Came home one day to find our bin gone, had a look around but couldn't see it and the neighbours had no idea either. Rang the council and told them I needed a new one due to the original getting stolen and the sent me one of the smaller bins :( can only just fit 2 weeks worth of rubbish in there now :(
 
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