Soldato
Getting a red bull at 5:15am? are you ****** mental?

I just went into the kitchen to grab a Red Bull from the fridge, and the ****ing tap just spontaneously turned on for a whole damn two seconds. I almost had a heart attack, it shot straight to like 500bpm and I stood there just staring in horror for like a whole minute...
Seriously wtf is going on?
You just wait for it.
I mean, really 'wait' for it.
The Daily Mail 'are on to you.
I just went into the kitchen to grab a Red Bull from the fridge, and the ****ing tap just spontaneously turned on for a whole damn two seconds. I almost had a heart attack, it shot straight to like 500bpm and I stood there just staring in horror for like a whole minute...
Seriously wtf is going on?
