My neighbour is a spanish chap....
Can't park for ****!
Apparently, he needs 50ft of space to park a Vectra (£100 jobbie, you wait till I post pics later in this thread!). He goes mental if anyone parks outside his house (they are allowed, he has no drive) and also gets quite abusive. He's tried to bully us into parking further up the street so he can park outside his house without hitting anyone elses car.
Even when there's no car in front of his space, he drives past it, then reverses at high speed and slams on the brakes just before he hits your car. He's a total nutter!
He denied backing into our car, leaving a towbar shaped dent/crack in the number plate. He denied he's done this, despite the fact that he's the only person allowed to park there and the only person in the street with a towbar! Two days later, he's on the floor taking the towbar off.
I came home from work one day and parked my car about 6ft from him. He comes out the house, reverses his already parked car at high speed, nearly slamming into the front of my ST (I don't know where he was moving it to or why). I get out, ask what the idiot is playing at. He stank of booze and became abusive. His wife came out and held him back whilst he tried to assault me in front of whitnesses. The police were called, they warned him about his behaviour. It's only a shame the world cup was on, as they were too busy to attend that day when he was drunk.
Well, I started recording his actions and the last time he came round shouting abuse I told him about the video I now have of him hitting our car a few days earlier. I also told him that if he didn't provide me with his insurance details, I shall be contacting the police (there's no real damage, so I won't be, but I'll let him think I will). He's not spoken to me since and now parks down the bottom of the road because he knows our CCTV records the parking. If that isn't admission that he can't park without hitting someone I don't know what is.
Oh, and because he now parks down the street, other people now park outside his house. We have very thin walls and can hear every word when he's shouting. He still slags off the neighbours for parking outside his house. Also, he's shouted abuse through the wall at us (for parking too close!?!?!), played loud music in two different rooms (only when his Mrs is out, he's scared of her). He's gone up and down the walls banging them with a hammer (or similar). He's stood in the back garden shouting abuse at us and his other neighbour over the parking. He's like a very, very angry Manuel from Fawlty Towers.
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