Amiga 600+
1mb memory.
Workbench OS
I'll throw in the latest in Football Management sims in Sensible World of Soccer 95/96 and McDonalds(tm) Global Gladiators, where you fight off those health food hippies using your hamburger gun and sunglasses.
It comes with the keyboard AND floppy disk drive...BUILT IN! No more messing about with odd-shaped CD's, floppy disks fit in your pocket and hurt much more when thrown like a ninja.
Overheating problems? Solved! By Simply blowing hard on the external power supply for a few minutes.
£250, or can have it £550 for cash. Comes in environmentally friendly cardboard box that says 'Amiga' on it.