Spec me... a badger.

Ucof · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:20

Im after a badger. It needs to have sharp teeth, and claws that are capable of disboweling a Frenchman. Needs to be a female too.

Perferably rabies free, though this is not essential.
No mate or cubs is desireable.
I have about £750 to spend on it give or take a few thousand.
Can anyone suggest a good one with plenty of bang for buck?

Current spec:

Thanks.

RedTen · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:21

In before the ?

rsatd · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:22

You know you want an anteater! Check out anteater videos on youtube

MookJong · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:22

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

uber soldat · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:22

Morgoth · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:22

What killed the current spec?

Craig321 · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:23

The OP's location explains the odd thread.

wordy · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:23

rsatd said:
You know you want an anteater! Check out anteater videos on youtube

What about a badgeater?

Best of both worlds

rsatd · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:24

wordy said:
What about a badgeater?

Best of both worlds

Your right! As cuddly as a badger but as clever as an ant eater! Awesome! Once I get into a place that allows pets will start the breeding programme!

Ucof · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:25

Forgot to add, it must be capable of climbing Mt. Killamangina like those celebs just did for Comic Relief.

Morgoth said:
What killed the current spec?

Over heating. Though I have bought a bigger run for it with wider mesh to improve the airflow.

misterPK · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:25

MookJong said:
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

PK!

wordy · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:26

Ucof said:
Forgot to add, it must be capable of climbing Mt. Killamangina.

Why don't you just buy an ostrich then it could fly to the top!

tibbsey · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:27

wordy said:
What about a badgeater?

Best of both worlds

Breed it.

GOGOGOGO!

antijoke · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:29

I caught one in my garden last night, do you want it? He seems a little feral though.

rsatd · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:30

anticonscience said:
I caught one in my garden last night, do you want it? He seems a little feral though.

Please forward it here for the "Badgeater" breeding programme!

The Dread Pirate · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:30

AHHHH SNAKE!!!

misterPK · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:31

anticonscience said:
I caught one in my garden last night, do you want it? He seems a little feral though.

Give it some calpol, should calm it down a bit. Or get it high.

PK!

antijoke · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:32

misterPK said:
Give it some calpol, should calm it down a bit. Or get it high.

PK!

My youngest is on the Calpol at the moment, so none spare for the badger. Can't quiet seem to get any 'smoke' in his face for blowback either.

Ucof · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:32

Craig321 said:
The OP's location explains the odd thread.

Like Sting and the Police, I'm an Englishman in Swans-ea. Could be the air though.

anticonscience said:
I caught one in my garden last night, do you want it? He seems a little feral though.

Thanks for the offer, but I need one with a large feral.

wordy said:
Why don't you just buy an ostrich then it could fly to the top!

really? if I buy an ostrich, the badger would be granted the power of flight? Or do you mean that the ostrich could fly the badger there, held under the dorsal guiding fin?

antijoke · 13 Mar 2009 at 11:33

Ucof said:
Thanks for the offer, but I need one with a large feral.

I can supply a pointy stick, try jabbing it with that.