Spec me a corner sofa


There's nowhere to put your takeaway when you're splayed out on an evening.

Sweet! I can pay 3 times the cash price for a sofa over 156 weeks!

Why wait when you can have it now and enjoy it for those 156 weeks?

Well for starters none of them are in a corner

I never realised how versatile they actually were until you mentioned that.
 
There's nowhere to put your takeaway when you're splayed out on an evening.



Why wait when you can have it now and enjoy it for those 156 weeks?



I never realised how versatile they actually were until you mentioned that.
I didn't realise how much some if these places were charging over periods for things.
 
@dymetrie posted in the 'items I have purchased' thread with a picture of what looked like a rather nice corner sofa. The first comment was that it's a bit chavvy and it all went from there.

Someone in the Things You've Bought Thread posted their new corner sofa, to which one strange commenter responded "corner sofa, bit chavvy no?"
Everyone else just kind of runs with it, because it's hilarious.

FAME \o/
 
One of my fireplaces doesn't have a fire in it, just a back fire brick and some candles my wife put in it. Another one has only a flower arrangement in it and not even real flowers either, pretend ones (never need watering my wife told me after I watered them) and some wellies, though those are posh ones with labels on that rich private school girls wear in London. I also have one of those tables that has folding legs and a tray on it. It's like a magic tray with magic legs!
 
Chavdora, yep they are bad.

IIRC someone went on to post a low light picture of his missus in what appeared to be a travel lodge type hotel room in order to prove that women who wear pandora bracelets are classy girls.... or something. It didn't warrant a reply.

One of my fireplaces doesn't have a fire in it, just a back fire brick and some candles my wife put in it.

Well that sounds fair enough tbh... The important question though is whether there is a generic "inspirational" quote stuck onto the wall above the fireplace?
 
Well that sounds fair enough tbh... The important question though is whether there is a generic "inspirational" quote stuck onto the wall above the fireplace?
Of course, every room has one...of my own quotes.

"You're a tiger...rawwwwwwww" is one of my favourites.
 
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