Spec me a giant penguin

[fonzee]

As you do...

Need as big a penguin as possible, preferably in cuddly toy form.

Seeing as OcUK dont stock these (tut tut ) and cant find noubt on google or the 'bay, anyone have any ideas?

Needs to be from the UK for fast shipment...

 

[gumbald]

Are we talking human sized? Or normal teddy sized?

 

[fonzee]

a large teddy sized to human sized... the bigger the size for the money, the better.

So at least 2ft tall?

 

[Red and White]

Huggsy for the WIN

 

[The Dread Pirate]

W T F could you possiably need a giant penguin for?

 

[Mr Jones]

You might want to give Clinton cards a visit, I just saw one around 2" for sale, around £25. Can't remember if it was the same makers as Winnie the Pooh or something, it's a purple penguin

 

[gumbald]

Or supermarkets. They might have penguins in the Christmas stock.

 

[Nix]

W T F could you possiably need a giant penguin for?

Consensual sex?

 

[fonzee]

W T F could you possiably need a giant penguin for?

Present for the missus. Chicks dig penguins

 

[Flying Gribble]

With it being Christmas (ish), I have seen an 8ft inflatable penguin for sale. Don't think it's UK based though.

 

[fonzee]

clinton cards and supermarkets.... Ill look into this

any other ideas? anywhere online?

 

[Nix]

Present for the missus. Chicks dig penguins

Get her to watch Planet Earth. Sealions > Penguins.

 

[fonzee]

With it being Christmas (ish), I have seen an 8ft inflatable penguin for sale. Don't think it's UK based though.

ooooooo where abouts? got a link?

 

[fonzee]

Get her to watch Planet Earth. Sealions > Penguins.

 

[Nix]

I've just found a 20" Pingu on the 'bay.

'Giant Soft Cuddly Talking Pingu'

EDIT:

Also found this.

 

[robmiller]

You might want to give Clinton cards a visit, I just saw one around 2" for sale, around £25. Can't remember if it was the same makers as Winnie the Pooh or something, it's a purple penguin

£25 for a 2-inch penguin?

 

[hamesy]

And I thought this was going to be about the penguin chocolate bar

 

[Beren]

http://www.cuddlykingdom.com/43cm-chubbs-penguin-p-2757.html
43cm tall....
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1610807.html

Giant penguin holds up train

A train driver caused delays on a German rail line after mistaking a giant toy penguin for a dead man in a tuxedo.

Passengers were left stranded in Neuwied after Udo Vergens pulled the emergency stop when he saw what he thought was a man lying face down and wearing a black and white tuxedo.

Officials who came to investigate found only a man-size soft toy penguin lying on the tracks.

It was you wasn't it!>?!?

 

[K.C. Leblanc]

Nick one from a zoo

 

[Majago]

Unfortunately not UK based (or cheap) but this fella is pretty big for a cuddly toy (2.5ft) They reckon they can ship it to the UK in 2 weeks but I guess it's a bit of a risk.