Spec me a gucci belt

wedrum · 14 Dec 2020 at 13:34

Think its about time I got one of these.

Am I doing it right

Narj · 14 Dec 2020 at 13:35

Do you need to submit proof of your top revenue earner status first?

Liquidfox · 14 Dec 2020 at 13:58

You don't spec a Gucci belt, they spec you.

Narj · 14 Dec 2020 at 14:00

Liquidfox said:
You don't spec a Gucci belt, they spec you.

Is this like the Dark Brotherhood in Elder Scrolls where someone appears at the end of your bed in the night?

the shadow · 14 Dec 2020 at 14:10

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sun-selects/8347515/cheap-gucci-belts/

potatolord · 14 Dec 2020 at 14:22

wedrum said:
Think its about time I got one of these.

Am I doing it right

No, go for a piece of old baling cord for the "rich farmer who doesn't give a damn" look.

Accessorise with a pair of grey slip-on shoes your dad bought from Burtons in 1985.

Deleted member 77746 · 14 Dec 2020 at 14:23

Proof of earnings required.

/Thread closed

wedrum · 14 Dec 2020 at 14:31

I have a corner sofa and 80" TV above the fireplace, do I qualify?

benjii · 14 Dec 2020 at 16:04

wedrum said:
I have a corner sofa and 80" TV above the fireplace, do I qualify?

That's two out of the three qualifiers, the last, as people have suggested, is your proof of being a top earner.

Ayahuasca · 14 Dec 2020 at 16:05

You need to pass the @Psycho Sonny test first.