Spec me a resignation letter please :)

[Hades]

Oooooh this is going to be fun.

Suggestions?

 

[yer_averagejoe]

I resign

Signed.

Dated.

 

[6thElement]

www.i-resign.com

 

[Hades]

I resign

Signed.

Dated.

Not quite what I had in mind but thanks

 

[GTRacer]

"Shove this crappy job up your arse. I'm gone."

 

[Hades]

"Shove this crappy job up your arse. I'm gone."

That's more like it, thanks

 

[Jest3r]

http://www.i-resign.com/uk/letters/letters.asp

 

[Margaret]

Going to the moon, brb.

 

[Jest3r]

http://www.iquit.org/resignation-letters.shtml#10

 

[yaboy]

http://www.i-resign.com/uk/letters/letters.asp

I like the 'straight to the point' one. lul

 

[neoboy]

Oooooh this is going to be fun.

Suggestions?

Really depends on your circumstances. If you don't want to give any more info here, then just have a browse through all those sites suggested and pick one.

 

[Azagoth]

Dear Boss,

I'm sorry that I slept with your Sister, but when your Wife suggested the threesome I just couldn't say no.

Yours faithfully

 

[Monkeynut]

Dear Boss,

I'm sorry that I slept with your Sister, but when your Wife suggested the threesome I just couldn't say no.

Yours faithfully

Do this.

 

[Sankari]

Here's a resignation letter that I wrote in 2006, with the relevant details removed:

Dear [name of manager],

Please accept this letter as formal notice of my resignation from the position of [job title] at [name of workplace], effective from [insert today's date].

I leave with some regret, having enjoyed my time at [name of comany], and will always be grateful for the experience and skills that I have gained during my employment.

Sincerely,

[name and signature]
​

Edit to suit.

 

[KittensCake]

Seems good but you forgot one thing.

Here's a resignation letter that I wrote in 2006, with the relevant details removed:

Dear [name of manager],

Please accept this letter as formal notice of my resignation from the position of [job title] at [name of workplace], effective from [insert today's date].

I leave with some regret, having enjoyed my time at [name of comany], and will always be grateful for the experience and skills that I have gained during my employment.

I wish you and your company a phosphorus future.

Sincerely,

[name and signature]
​

 

[XPE]

Dear Boss,

I'm sorry that I slept with your Sister, but when your Wife suggested the threesome I just couldn't say no.

Yours faithfully

And we have a winner



Some people burn their bridges other people nuke em

 

[Sankari]

Seems good but you forgot one thing.

 

[Riiya]

When i quit my job i used the same letter that bond uses in casino royale

 

[Agent0range]

I agree with Evangelion, something along those lines would be ideal - brief and an overall neutral/positive tone. If the reason for resigning is a negative one, a dispute or other issue it really would be bad form to bring that up in the resignation letter as a moan. Your previous employers are almost always the best choice for reference when applying for new jobs etc.

Good luck with the resignation though!

 

[Angilion]

Dear <relevant person>

Since buying Grand Theft Auto 4, I have realised that my future lies in violent crime. I am therefore resigning from my position.

I am so grateful for the experience I have gained during my employment that after stealing your car, I decided to abandon it only a few miles away without completely destroying it.