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MotherMayI · 2 Jan 2011 at 18:32

.. Screwed up mouth friendly takeaway.

I had two teeth kicked out on Friday night by a lovely gentleman, just before he started throwing bottles at a group of girls :rolleyes:

Either way, as its bank holiday, I have only been able to get emergency dentist work thus far - So my mouth is still very messed up, swollen and tender. I have no food in the house, and am bored of soup - What takeaway could do that job?

Castiel · 2 Jan 2011 at 18:33

Chicken chow mein or noodles of some sort.

CaptainComedy · 2 Jan 2011 at 18:34

Dan Dan · 2 Jan 2011 at 18:51

^^ Much lol.

Sorry to hear about that btw.

Will you be able to cope with rice? If so some chicken/egg fried rice maybe?

Glaucus · 2 Jan 2011 at 18:54

That sucks,
if you can do a bit of chewing chinese or indian, rice based and not crunchy.

MotherMayI · 2 Jan 2011 at 19:01

codec said:

Lol

Yeah, I think Chinese is probably the best way for me to go - Cheers guys. Got to have surgery on it in the week, dreading it - I hate the dentist.. Not only that, but because some other idiot was drunk and out looking for a fight, I'm going to be short about £2000 when all is said and done.. Never mind the discomfort, etc.

Ciphon · 2 Jan 2011 at 19:46

Some kind of alcohol with ice would probably sooth your mouth.. then you can eat whatever you want

Also.. has the guy who did this to you been arrested? Hope it heals up soon.

MotherMayI · 2 Jan 2011 at 19:52

Nah, sadly - Getting the police involved will just result in me or a friend of mine getting hurt again/more. Not really willing to put my friends in that sort of situation.

As for a drink though - I think I'll take you up on that.

Luke · 2 Jan 2011 at 19:57

Something soup based.

OCdude · 2 Jan 2011 at 19:58

If not Chinese, i'd go for something like a lasagne or spagbol! om nom nom!

JBuk · 2 Jan 2011 at 20:01

depends on your pain threshold

egg foo yung and fried rice?

vegetable curry with pilau rice?

Van Hellseek · 2 Jan 2011 at 20:08

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Edrof · 2 Jan 2011 at 20:10

MotherMayI said:
I had two teeth kicked out on Friday night by a lovely gentleman

British stiff upper lip of the year so far

Did the chap receive his just desserts?

garyfl · 2 Jan 2011 at 20:11

Van Hellseek said:
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lixxus · 2 Jan 2011 at 20:19

Cosimo · 2 Jan 2011 at 20:24

lixxus said:
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It’s MotherMayI Berlusconi. :D

MotherMayI · 2 Jan 2011 at 20:30

Forde said:
British stiff upper lip of the year so far

Did the chap receive his just desserts?

He did not.. Long story. Basically ended up just getting unexpectedly pushed on the floor and kicked by a couple of guys, completely out of the blue, while their friends did the same to my mate.. For no other reason besides they obviously wanted a fight.. While thats nasty on its own, I've seen people do similar before - But never as savagely as these guys did.

Munching on a nice Chinese with egg friend rice now though, good call all round

Makunouchi · 2 Jan 2011 at 20:35

This happened to me a few months ago as well, attacked completely out of the blue and unprovoked by two chav types. One of my front teeth was broken in half leaving half left with the pink nerve showing, eating was agony and practically impossible, and I had to wait 4 very hungry days until I could see the dentist

I feel for you man.

trigger-happy · 2 Jan 2011 at 20:40

Mash potato and herbs?

ProOrWhat · 2 Jan 2011 at 21:35

Marks and Spencer: Cottage Pie.