Splash! - ITV

fozzybear · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:02

Is anyone watching this awful awful programme?

It's a diving reality show presented by Gabby Logan and Vernon Kaye where Tom Daley trains certain 'celebrities' to dive.

It has to be seen to be believed. It's terrible but I can't stop watching.

Jade Ewen (Sugababe) in a gold bikini was it's only saving grace so far. Comedian Omid Djalili about to 'dive' soon.

Jokester · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:06

It's bizarre, the whole entrance of the celebs to music and so on is cringeworthy (and even slo-mo?!?), but there is something to it (probably Jade in her bikini to be honest as you say).

All it needs to top it off is Barry from Eastenders to dive in his Daz white trunks and it would be sorted.

Aman · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:07

If Omid Djalili decides to cannonball then this may have been worth watching.

waynesalmon · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:10

Jenni Falconer - yum
However the whole concept is pretty lame . They should have ruined it completely by asking Ant and Dec to add extra comercial draw(not)

Pigeon_Killer · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:16

They chose the wrong Plymouth based diver for this program. Should've been Tonia Couch

The_Bullet · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:20

What next for itv, dancing dogs

. Is Alan Partridge in charge

ic1male · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:22

Jo Brand is saving it from total disaster.

Psycho Ned · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:23

The_Bullet said:
What next for itv, dancing dogs . Is Alan Partridge in charge

Coming up next on ITV Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank

Pigeon_Killer · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:23

The_Bullet said:
What next for itv, dancing dogs . Is Alan Partridge in charge

Obviously Monkey Tennis \o/

fozzybear · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:27

Omid Djalili quite graceful for a big man. He was a huge price to win this outright but is now one of the favourites.

Also, look out for Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards in the coming weeks. He's supposed to be pretty decent.

I think I might relive Jade Ewen again on ITV+1. She'll be on in around 5 minutes.

lemonkettaz · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:31

Im glad other people think this is tragic.

It really is one of the worst things I have seen on TV. I only watch TV regular through the holidays and this caps of a totally dire bunch of TV.

rotters · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:33

May have watched the plus one hehe. She definitely has redeeming qualities.

Nitefly · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:35

ic1male said:
Jo Brand is saving it from total disaster.

You just divided comedy by zero.

G|mp · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:35

Waiting for Pigeon to post in the correct forum

Sui · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:35

what the **** was that 'dive squad'? Didn't think it could get worse.

eggcup · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:38

Whatever itv exec signed this one off as a good idea should be shot!

Awful awful programme

lemonkettaz · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:41

The splash off?

Oh dear, my word... this is so cringy and tragic. Why I am still giving ITV the viewing figures is beyond me.

Who decides what goes on TV....

eggcup · 5 Jan 2013 at 20:42

Day after tomorrow is on 4! Much better than this

uvarvu · 6 Jan 2013 at 10:44

Looks like something made for sun readers which is typical for ITV. Awful programme.

buckeejit · 6 Jan 2013 at 15:18

Awful programme and I like most things.