**Spoilers** International Football - England vs France

[Robbo]

I suppose most of us are watching this (potential horror show ) tonight, so I thought we could do with a thread.

Exciting Sky Sports preview - http://www.skysports.com/football/match_preview/0,19764,11065_3320461,00.html

TV - ITV1/ITV HD

I think it might be a bit of a borefest, but we'll see.

 

[Robbo]

Oh look, its Gareth Barry.

He's good.

 

[Robbo]

Adrian Chiles should kill himself, ITV are ****ing awful with Football coverage.

Agree, I hate him with a passion, he's an absolute tool.

 

[Robbo]

Foster... lol

 

[Robbo]

10 minutes in and I'm already depressed.

Why is it English footballers just have such poor technical ability compared to the rest of the World?

The French players look so comfortable and composed compared to England, and why do France look like the home team?

Erugh, I could literally go on all night about how ****ing poor our national side is.

Edit, why did ITV call Malouda World Class? That phrase is used far too often.

Pretty much sums up what I'm thinking too. Awful.

 

[Robbo]

0-1 France...

Nice goal Benzema.

 

[Robbo]

Walcott has been especially shocking, just made the odd run and fluffed everything else.

(and he's been one of the better players )

 

[Robbo]

Karim Benzema's goal is FAR from 'the difference'

 

[Robbo]

Lescott has actually played decent tonight been very impressed!

WHAT? Nobody has played anything close to decent.

The first half has made me want to stick pins in my eyes.

 

[Robbo]

0-2 France

Lovely.

 

[Robbo]

That's two

What happened to the English defence for those two goals?

They were having a nice kip.

ALLEZ LES BLEUS!

FU you sheep loving so and so...

Although this is so awful I'm close to supporting France... never thought I'd say that, heh.

 

[Robbo]

What was the goal like?
I am watching Apprentice

Cross from Sagna, bundled in by Valbuena with the English defence off having a nap somewhere else.

 

[Robbo]

Yeah I dont think Carroll's header was ever going in from 20 yards out... dont get too excited Clive

 

[Robbo]

Bothroyd hat-trick time!

 

[Robbo]

Gerrard has crapped himself

 

[Robbo]

1-2, this is why Crouch should play more, I dont like him but he's the only person who can score for England

 

[Robbo]

Crouch and Carroll up front.

Beckham on the right wing.

Cross it and then cross it some more.

Win Euro 2012.

?!?!?!?!

Profit.

 

[Robbo]

Sack Capello

Employ Hodgson

Hoof it to Crouch and Carroll

Profit