Sports Headlines You Will never See

[Captain LeChuck]

Just for fun, what sporting headlines will never happen;

for example;

"Chelsea outbid in transfer saga"

"Glenn McGrath modest about Australian chances of regaining the ashes"

"Rangers sign half decent player"

etc, make them as funny as possible ie. much funnier than mine

 

[Captain LeChuck]

how about;

"Ponting beaten by Giles Doosra"

"English Football team beat (insert name of any eastern bloc country no one has head of)"

"Geoff Boycotts mum scores century against bangladesh - he was right after all"

 

[Captain LeChuck]

some of these are great, how about;

"Afridi defends third consecutive delivery"

"And Inzamam takes off to steal a third run"

"murali action without suspect"