Steam borked - updating every installed game at once 0 bytes!

[AWPC]

http://steamcommunity.com/discussions/forum/1/368542585856248390/#p2
https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/4eohr1/huge_0_byte_error_on_steam_post_your_experiences/
https://steamcommunity.com/discussions/forum/1/368542585856495341/

No news from Valve if its a hack or just an error on their part but for some of us that's a lot of updates