Stocking Filler Ideas !!!

WantoN · 20 Dec 2009 at 11:51

Deific said:
I tend to find the opposite, I go looking for MILF videos of 35-45yo and find 60+

This is bad times.

Well thanks for all the ideas guys, got plenty now. And genuinely laughed at the way the thread took a nose-dive into sasha gray, gilf porn and waxing.

I feel this is the perfect time therefore, to let you know that the stocking fillers are indeed intended, not for the missus....

But for my Mum

Merry Christmas!

Ant :cool:

Deific · 20 Dec 2009 at 11:56

so is that a yes on the durex toys?

WantoN · 20 Dec 2009 at 12:03

Deific said:
so is that a yes on the durex toys?

And a tube full of slide and ride.

You joke but me and the ex got her a "helter skelter" one christmas. Batteries included.

Ant :cool:

Deific · 20 Dec 2009 at 12:05

....you buy your mother sex toys

I feel unclean just typing to you

WantoN · 20 Dec 2009 at 12:10

Deific said:
....you buy your mother sex toys

I feel unclean just typing to you

... I think you like it

Ant

jp_bl_68 · 20 Dec 2009 at 13:18

WantoN said:
And a tube full of slide and ride.

You joke but me and the ex got her a "helter skelter" one christmas. Batteries included.

Ant

Pics or it didn't happen.....................................lots of pics

Slime101 · 20 Dec 2009 at 13:57

Oh dear god, no, we dont need pics of his mother in action....unless she's a hot milf....hmm

jp_bl_68 · 20 Dec 2009 at 14:27

Only one way to find out........

PermaBanned · 20 Dec 2009 at 14:32

I always got an Orange....

WantoN · 20 Dec 2009 at 17:38

Slime101 said:
Oh dear god, no, we dont need pics of his mother in action....unless she's a hot milf....hmm

You definately don't. Definately.

Ant :cool:

EDIT:

As a side note, got some fantastic stocking presents. Bear in mind she likes silly useless, inexpensive tat at christmas she can 'lose' guilt free. Weird.

-Grow a Toy Boy
-Pink sparkly Nail Varnish + Blue sparkly nail varnish
-Glass nail file with a purple end sparkly **** on it
-Hemp hand cream (snigger)
-Grow your own venus fly trap
-Little rubber duck that changes colour in the bath
-Lateral thinking puzzles book
-Fluffly rat looking thing with a chamoise tummy for cleaning TV and Monitr (she's questioned how to do so in past, now I can say 'get your rat out')

Chuffed

Ant

Dan87 · 20 Dec 2009 at 17:40

a small 6"x6" canvas print - 8 quid an can be personalised pictures of your haggard looking wives/children.

sold loads of the ********. why don't you mugs buy one aswell?

Tonyator · 20 Dec 2009 at 17:46

Just fill her stocking with your man goodies.

Slime101 · 20 Dec 2009 at 18:16

Tonyator said:
Just fill her stocking with your man goodies.

Its his mother - dear god man :eek:

Tonyator · 20 Dec 2009 at 18:20

I know, I just thought the thread needed more innuendos.

hehe innuendos

jp_bl_68 · 20 Dec 2009 at 18:28

In your endo!

:rolleyes:

WantoN · 20 Dec 2009 at 18:35

Tonyator said:
Just fill her stocking with your man goodies.

And I thought I was ****ed up

Ant

I get around · 20 Dec 2009 at 18:38

Strife212 said:
Joe McElderry: The Climb Single

No one deserves that, worse than a lump of coal.

Everyone knows women want rampant rabbits and chocolate in their stocking.

WantoN · 20 Dec 2009 at 19:11

I get around said:
No one deserves that, worse than a lump of coal.

Everyone knows women want rampant rabbits and chocolate in their stocking.

Those bad boys are like £60. Not on your nelly. Plus its my Mum, see previous jokes and horrifying revelations re: previous presents.

Ant :cool: